Writing prompt: complete five as x as y sentences.
Here’s the website: http://asxasy.com/ You can make them as serious/funny as you want. Below are the five that I’ve completed.
1) As welcome as rain during a drought.
2) As regular as taxes and death.
3) As evil as an enormous pimple on your wedding day.
4) As mad as a pregnant woman that was cut in line waiting for a Mackinaw Island Fudge ice cream cone.
5) As formal as a five-year-old with his finger up his nose.